Snippets

Overheard today:

1.
At the museum, one guard to another: Yeah, and he had these black glasses, and a big afro, you know, and a tutu.

2.
Outside a bar, one twenty-something guy to another: Dude, I told you, bro. You need a Snuggie.  A MOTHERFUCKIN' SNUGGIE, DAWG.

3.
Inside another bar, one old man to another: I'm in it for the fries.  Most of us, we're in it for the beer.  Not me.  The beer is just the accessory for me.  It's the fries that matter.  Call me a fruitcake all you want -- I don't give a rat's ass.  The fries are the best part.